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The stranger laughs and then says, “When hard, mine reads Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day”. The guy replies, “No man, why do you ask?” He asks her if his wife is also named Wendy. On his honeymoon in Jamaica, he’s in the bathroom and notices the guy on the urinal next to him also has Wy tattooed on his pen*s. When hard it reads Wendy on the side of his shaft. I can only stare at them for a short while, but if I wear sunglasses, I can stare all the time I want.Ī man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his pen*s. It consists in that, in order to determine if a comment is appropriate to say to a woman, first you must ask yourself, “Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?” If not, don’t say it. He replies, “I didn’t know your father worked at the drugstore!”Ī feminist told me about the Dwayne Johnson rule. After he’s finally done, his girlfriend tells him “I didn’t know you were so religious”. The girlfriend’s mother ask him to say grace. Later in the day, while he’s at the dinner, the guy sits at the table but doesn’t say a word. “You know what, her mom is pretty hot too, I think I’ll take another pack”. The guy pays and heads for the door, before he smiles, turns around, and comes back. The cashier responds, “I assume you’ll be needing condoms, then?” He gives him a pack. Afterwards I hope there’s a chance I get lucky, if you know what I mean.” He says to the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house. She said, “Yes, the other ones were at least sevens or eights.”Ī young guy walks into a drug store. I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with. The father looks at him disapprovingly, “I’m ashamed of you! At your I age I never lied to my father!”. “Ok, ok, I was at a friend ́s house and we were watching a Christian film…” The detector beeps. The father explains, “this is a lie detector, boy! You better tell the truth…” “I was at the library, studying for an exam”. His dad asks, “Why did you took so long, boy?”
I jokingly told her, “This place has rave reviews”, but she just rolled her eyes at me.Ī child gets home. What do you call a book club stuck on the same book for years? All your charges are dropped due to lack of evidence”.
The man asks her “will you take me to jail, officer?” Two minutes later, she is getting dressed again. She says, “You ́re being arrested under suspicion of being good in bed”. Why was the anti-vaxxer ́s 4-year-old crying?Ī man gets home after work and finds his girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman. What ́s the most expensive streaming service at the moment? Smiling, the man answers: at least mine will be gone by tomorrow!
The woman, furious responds: f*cking drunkard! Seeing her, the man screams: you’re one ugly gal! Here we’ve collected 50 rude jokes to help pull out a smile out of life’s dark corners!ĭon’t worry, laughing at them won’t make you a bad person!Ī woman is walking down the street, when she crosses a corner in which a drunk man is leaning. Don’t feel bad about enjoying dark humor here and there, life is sometimes too dark for us to take it seriously! And when things don’t seem to be going our way, the least you can do is find the humor in the tragedy. It comes with its beautiful ups, but also its inevitable downs.